Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

A new concept in daily affirmations: a take-anywhere, share-with-anyone mini box of encouragement!

When you're feeling blue, this cheerful little ticket dispenser is always ready to infuse your day with a small but mighty dose of positivity. Reach for it if you need a reminder of your worth, a burst of encouragement, or a little sunshine on a cloudy dayÑor offer a ticket to someone close to your heart who needs the boost.

Affirmations include:a

A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold!

When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.

Jokes include:

• What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
• What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum
• If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB?
• How do you organize a party in space? You planet

• You already have the answers you seek
• Take all the time you need
• You are bright and beautiful and loved
• Everything will work out in the end